some jokes to laugh about :D

"a businessman went to a h1n1 infected country and came back home. being a staunch government follower he practiced social distancing and refused to come to work the other day. he went on to play golf instead....that's distancing right?"

"men are not greedy and a very grateful creatures of god. they only ask for sex, nothing else. men does not want the commiment, the love, the attention nor the mood swings. they just want sex. so don't bother giving them the rest! and after they got it, they will praise god and believed in god for such a wonderful gift."

"the difference between a man and a woman:
a woman will get money, gifts and sex (and complains for the lack of it!) and men would give gifts and money to have sex (and later will get a big grin smacked on their face in satisfaction)
there's lotsa difference there."

"why do i need to swear or honk at that person? i drive a volvo. just hit them to the side and go off"

"a prostitute is a workaholic bitch. they are really committed and enjoy their work. they stay up late, wake up early in the morning, and gets the job done quick. they even think out of the box to make sure it is above expectation"

"a gigolo also is a workaholic dickhead. the difference between them and the prostitute is they are more hardworking"


"bo velazques wanna get married"

are young malaysians ready for marriage?

Today I found on paper about getting married at a young age… the article talks about one thing, are malaysians ready for it? Well, I have talked about this thing in this blog before, and I would like to add some more.

In the article it talked about marriage of several different backgrounds, customs and proffesions. One is being a professional girl on a rebound and found out she wanted was for attention, second was a long distance relationship with an italian (ooh la la~) and third was a typical thing that I have been hearing all the time – malay couples who has been together for eons of years and finally getting hitched (it doesn’t have to be malay, but the example states the norm, malays. Nothing serious about it. Just listen and ponder the situation k?)

Most of these people, they have different believes and reasons to end their marriage. But it goes down to one concept, they are not getting what they want; meaning, they are not ready to face the fact of getting married. For example, the girls’ side wanted to be free and independent, just like they were before. One wanted to be in a relationship because she was on a rebound, and wanted attention. She was kind hearted so saying ‘no’ is particularly hard for her. The second example was basically stuck in a lone world. She is not getting anything, has language barriers, can’t work, stayed at home and even don’t get to have friends or what not to hang out with. This final girl, she did not expect the guy to change from a loving boyfriend to a domineering and conservative husband. I do not blame them. They have the right to say so. They are pretty much confused and also clueless on the marriage part. Some got the right thing at the right moment, some wanted to uphold the family’s name and pride and also wanting to prevent old ugly aunties next door (ha, amek kau!) to talk bitch about them breaking up.

What they should be doing is to have some mutual understanding and knowledge gaining on marriage and life after tying the knot. This part, the girl has to do her part, asking her significant other about what is good for her and for him. The girl’s part, is to support the husband. In all casses, period. How? It varies. It can actually earn a living together, supporting the house role (she doesn’t have to cook, the husband can. But she can do other things). The most is to survive in the cruel world, face it together, and get things what they want and dream of (kids, wealth, happiness, the dream holiday… etc.)

Okay, enough for the girls’ part, lets go to the male zone. Men…. Of all things. Get a proper brain :D frankly speaking I have been there and I admit my maturity in handling relationships is bad compared to handling meetings, work, decision making, money making option choosing. I am bad at that (relationship), thus making me completely imperfect, not as perfect as many would portray me to be. NO. ok, back to topic. Men, has to be able to lead the ladies. They must lead, and teach too. Leading blindly without teaching them or at least telling them the reason behind it may frustrate certain girls. Teaching them without leading them, will make them go independent, and in the end of the day they will run away from you men because they can take care of themselves, no? ahaha. Oh well, in the article, I have found out that they get hitched, because of love. The power of love is so overwhelming they did not care a shit more about each other. That’s the thing. Marriage is not only about LOVE. It is about living. It is about surviving. It is about financing. Yes, financing! Getting the budget and balancing it with the household income is quite important. With proper budgeting, less stress. Less stress leads to more productivity. More productivity means more money and also happier times. With happier times, no need to worry about slugging it out till the end of the month, meaning more love and quality times together. Ahaa?? Get it? And so men, they need to have the knowledge and know how about marriage and living. What happens if there’s an ‘accident’ and you cannot have sex with your wife for the next nine months? Think that. Planning is key.

Another thing that men should have and it is the virtue of all relationships is – tolerance. Let’s say the wife has totally different views or interest. Let her be. And join her. Don’t make that uninterested face or making excuse of being busy. That is not the way. The wife agreed to follow and listen to the husband (that’s her role anyway) and it is up to the husband to entertain the wife. Appreciate one another. Never expect anything in return from the wife, do it proudly, voluntarily, and on top of all, do it because you love you wife. If like that, might as well you guys do a business transaction. Anyway, what you give to your wife, you will get 10 times more. Remember that. It might not be instantly, it can be in a long run. And in a form of different meaning. Continuing on, men need to understand women. Women are understandable and also impossible to know what they want and thinking of (go figure, lol!). they need to know what women mean from their words. They have high literature meaning, and to get what they are meaning is quite, a feat. It takes time, and it takes patience. They are like that, ungkit2, marah2, tantrum and mood swings. That’s normal. But they will make it up to it, jangan risau. I have been there and I have not that much of a patience, so I kinda flunk.

You know, talking about this, I have received mixed comments. Some are quite negative, saying that I am ‘tak serupa bikin’ as I talk about marriage and responsibilities as I cannot even oblige to the simplest things as a significant other (no idea). But another person, a complete stranger commended me that by actually thinking and considering this with another person tells me that I am mature person already. Talk is cheap, but being able to come up with such opinions ain’t. in all, I can conclude that, marriage at a young age is arguably a NO and a YES.

NO: now it’s the new world. A lot of things are going around and new things to learn. The world is complicated and life is pretty hard to earn a living and to come by. Women have different mindsets now, men has broader roles too. Life is not like 30 years ago when our parents knew each other from the same kampung (like my parents lah). They don’t have internet, not many knew about other countries, and a handful only knew KL by its roads. So they knew neighbours and the hot girl in of the kampung gets the attention and the flirts, whereas the hunks play on and being the role model. They looked at each other from far. Nowadays, people can even go back and sleep on the same bed even on the first meeting. Yeah this things happen in malaysia, so accept it. We young generations need to learn about the bad and the good, the right and the wrong. Nowadays it has very little margin between the positive and negative. Yes~

YES: love made in heaven. Go for it. It takes patience, virtue, wisdom and a lot of faith in one another. And also they don’t succumb to all the worldly sins; sex and what not. Some people survived that. Some didn’t manage to control their desires and lust and in the end made it. Well, they ended up in marriage and are happily ever after. My friend told me, that, if it is the one, the person will not it is the one until the moment comes. A person can have an 8 year old relationship and then break. And then met a guy later in life, and they were married after a short period of time because it hit all the right notes and everything fell into place. It might not be a new person, he or she might be just and old flame, and amber, waiting to be reignited by the fuel of love J

i quote i found myself...

"...an ignorant person will never learn or give the very most fundamental respect towards another person, until oneself learns from a very grossly mistake. that is, if oneself realised it was a grossly mistake in the first place..."


im a very volatile person. oh well.

problem ku sudah setel

my purpose in my cause is done. i am satisfied... thank you.

to the other girl. if you read this. please call me. yeah, u.

a wedding day's happy ending

it was a gloomy day. it was not raining, yet there's clouds everywhere. there i came to the alley. cars parked all along the roadside, and i have to get a far corner and walked all the way to the house. there a lot of people were standing from outside the house, taking a peek inside. what's going on inside. and most of them wore white, the girls were in the kebayas and selendangs, and the men in their casual and traditional wear. i came towards the entrance, they all glanced at me for making an appearence. i saw what was happening inside.

she was already sitting, in a very polite manner, looking all so radiant even the cloudy morning overshadows the entire earth. she was glowing, her eyes, deep as ever. yet there's a sign of remorse in her eyes. somehow. her hands were full of henna, a sign of wedlock. the hantaran lay all around her side, and a diamond ring sat in front of the man. all the men were surrounding the groom. i was not late. the ceremony was just about to start.

"aku nikah akan dikau..." the ustaz recited his verse for the akad nikah. my mind went away. our hearts became one a few years back. it was a perfect situation. a perfect person. it was an imperfect timing. she left me. the girl that was in the wedding dress. she was my first love, and the only one. she made me complete, and never i girl i met after her can make me that. she was out of my mind, and almost a girl made me to become who i am, but she was the one who suddenly appeared. and left. she made me HATE her so much, but at the same time swept me off my feet and literally took my breath away. oh gosh.

"setuju?"

"setuju" echoed the party entourage.

flickers of flash came from the cameras, and as the groom signed the agreement, i looked at her. she stared at me. she gave a faint, quaint smile.

a tear dropped down her cheek. it smeared her make up.

i could only nod, giving a voiceless congratulatory sign. i smiled. and it is time for me to leave. i left. i walked alone down the alley, with almost everybody conjoining towards the house in their best attire. i put my hands in my pocket, strolled back to my car, head held up high. heh, sparrows. so nice, so free. i wish i could be that. i can, just i couldn't do it. i have a very complicated mind.

as i was about to step into the car, i heard a commotion. ahhh that's normal, i thought. and so i turned the engine and swiftly took the car out of the parking lot and towards the main road. as i was going through a hump i saw a figure at my rear view mirror. a figure running towards my car. oh, my god...

"what the hell? crazy woman!" it was her! why is she running towards me. she was barefooted and with her hair flowing freely from the ribbon.

and so i stopped my car, and got off the car to approach her. she was crying like mad. her expression tells it all... i was speechless. she fell onto my arms and grasped me as if never to let go anymore. she plead to take her away, as she could not take anymore acting and want to be truthful to me. she had enough of making false statements and being not herself and truthful to her feelings. she wants me back. the guy was just and egocentric statement against me. she broke down, the wedding is over.

the guy was devastated, yet expected something from the beginning. her parents was mortified. the whole entourage from the guy's side was stunned by her jolting out the house towards me. she chased me. i would never expect it to end it this way. it was totally, not what i wanted. i only wanted to be happy. i told her that, many times.

"i will be happy if i were to be with you. yes, we will fight, because we really need each other badly." she said to me, choked with sobs in between her sentences. "i want to be with you. all this while. not anyone else. not him. i am really sorry all this while. i NEED you."


...

to whom it may concern.

if you are reading this. you should know how mad i am....

everytime you msg me or what. blood boils inside my body, as if im gonna explode like a volcano.

u lied to me almost everything, from the start. even you lied that u shut down your facebook account many months ago. guess what? you DIDN'T. u just block me out from your page~

i am a very weak person. who can be played around. my potential relationship with someone shattered because of you! u did not took it away. u just, play around with it.

u have a lot of statements that i can use against you. big and small that is contradicting to your own principles and stand. u talk like a drunkard.

i expect you to be truthful on things. refusing to meet is one. not just reject an effort to actually be nice with you. i was already in front of your place! and refused to come down for a while? i waited for an hour to see whether you really were going out for your housemate's 'emergency' case, and u never came out!

a person who really appreciates a situation will make any possible situation to uphold a promise. you told me to make promises and i followed it faithfully. u failed your own promises~

you are so contradicting, so i am pretty much very confused whether nowadays you are telling the truth or a lie.

if you really want to talk to me, dun msg me when you are bored. call me to show the effort that you really cared. i think u did not. i can just reply you back, but i refused coz i know things will go back to it is.

want to use me? you have a lot of other guys in kl here. what about your guy down back south? is he really is the 'one'? so contradicting. no mms pics of himself plz. i prefer to see the real truth. so who actually you are looking at? some doc you like up north. why am i not surprised if you did many things behind my back.

all i wanted, from day one. to be yourself. to be truthful to yourself, to really appreciate who you are. if you are like this and you have a grand plan this coming monday, i will never be able to accept you. ever.



.
my pray is being answered. you are not living in peace. let it out and settle this. be truthful, on everything. everything, from day 1... call me, or better, put effort in meeting me, not me meeting you~

on a different note:
let's see what happens on 29th of june eh? its a monday. let's see what's going to happen eh?


the other day i was talking to this one gal which i know from the internet lah. she called me a sarcastic liar. ok~ i might be coz i have been labeled as that a few times, but hey, i was being very direct, and very2 honest. trust me, im not lying :D
so here is what actually happened lah:

gal: u, ade tak kawan2 u yg nak gf tak? i lonely arr...
me: nope, all my friends are taken
gal: elo, i bkn perampas laki org k. i nak teman je. i bkn cam pompuan lain kat luar tuh, penipu and perampas laki
me: im saying just now is to say that my friends sume dah ade gf and not interested in getting anymore.
gal: u ape pasal sarcastic nih?
me: eh? im being direct lah. i kate my friends sume takde....
gal: i cant live and be friends with sarcastic ppl. dahla penipu. nak tipu org plak tuh.
me: eh?
gal: biarlah. i tanak kawan dgn u dah
me: but i think i have been very direct.
gal: yeah right. cukuplah. org cam you mmg tak patut.

-n-

and i was left there in ym, blurry like mad. okay, i have a few things in my mind to shout out at that time, but hey, im trying to be as friendly as possible. maybe she has this mood swing kinda thingy kot~

but obviously i wanna say this:
"hoi aku dah direct dah kate aku takde member nak awek. aku dah cukup direct dah. i might be sarcastic to you or your brain just cant process proper, simple sentences ke?"

lol. now that's sarcastic.


just now i went out with arin. oklah, die nak chow sambung blaja balik kan? blanje lah die makan mihun sup kat ngan upnm tuh. oklah~

"every time i go to this place, i will come with a different gal... starting with my ex lah~"

"oh ye ke?"

"yeah, and the guys over here will smirk at me as if telling me, tq for the view"

"haha"

oh well, the best part is the food. not the gal :D (the interesting part of the gal is after the eating rofl!)
the soup stock is really nice~ the mihun mmg sedap. the place, just by the roadside and for the price, its pretty decent tho. altho some ppl might find it just yucky and not so hygienic. hmmm i had no problem eating at that place.
oh did i tell you i miss shooting my gun?


i have something to talk about...
i have sacrificed paintball last year to go all the way up north (for a gal), and this year went to south a few times (for another gal).... and now he has the opportunity to cross over the ocean just to meet a girl....

definitely from what had happened (you guys should know) that the attempts before this was kinda.... unsuccessful. so third time lucky? yeah right! long distance is not my cup of coffee as im a type dat someone HAS to be beside me all the time. as in physically.
oh well. tried having that but the ppl that are far away now are close and i have no idea what's wrong with me. or maybe i DID not open my eyes wide enough i guess. ermm.... guess what, im sepet kan? so go figure lah nape tak nampak sgt kot lol. just pulling a leg there, on a serious note - i still need to open my eyes a bit bigger. these ppl which i have no idea who lah kan, can just be right in front of me. perasan ke tak tuh je~


life just sucks aint it? but at the same time it's rather interesting.

yeah~

and im waiting here for more. right here. just here. not budging at all.